X3 Porn Reviews : Fetish Sites : Teach Me Fisting Review
'Fisting' is a term that applies to squeezing one's entire fist into either a pussy or an asshole, and as you can imagine, some girls have an easier time with this than others. At Teach Me Fisting, girls practice stretching their orifices to the limit, and fists are really just the beginning. Giant dildos, baseball bats, and other large objects are also employed, making this site two parts fisting and one part extreme object insertion. The bottom line is that snatches and buttholes get absolutely stuffed, so if you're not into seeing a girl wrist-deep inside another girl, you may want to move on at this point.
If you are into that, however, then Teach Me Fisting has some really decent content and offers a really great deal. The free tour provides you with lots of great pictures detailing a good bit of action - they show you more here than some other sites let go on their tours. Clicking a pic will play a trailer for that scene, which is also a little more explicit than you'll see on other sits. The join page looks overwhelming at first, mainly because several membership options are presented where you can get combined access to a few other websites with your purchase, but also because of the myriad of payment options offered per package. There is even a pay-by-phone option where you can call a 900 number to have the membership fee charged to your phone bill, which is very convenient if you don't own a credit card or don't like to use it over the internet.
Once you sign up and log in to the site, you'll find a very clean (and brown) layout with easy navigation. The same menu bar sits at the top of every page, making navigation through the site very simple and straightforward. There are no unnecessary Flash menus or Java elements to wrestle with, you just click a link and it works like it's supposed to. The 'Exclusive Content' page lists all of the video/photo sets six-per-page, with 18 pages at the time of this review. The 'Models' page lists all of the girls appearing on the site by name, so if you want to find videos or pictures of a specific one you can just look her up there. When looking at a set, clicking a picture will open it in a new window that has its own navigation links, so you can move through the photos without having to keep closing new windows or repeatedly hit your browser's back button. Since everything is kept simple, it all loads fast and you'll never get lost.
So what's going on in all of these videos and photos? For starters, every girl eventually ends up with a fist in her pussy or ass. Some sites out there will advertise a niche, but manage to sneak in videos where that particular act doesn't happen (and sometimes it's nothing but those kinds of videos). Not so with Teach Me Fisting. The variables when it comes to the content lie in what else happens - simply stuffing a vagina and/or asshole with a fist would make for some pretty short movies, so to extend the action sex toys are employed. These toys include things like speculums and regular size dildos, gigantic dildos, and baseball bats, the latter two pushing this site into a half-fisting and half-extreme-object-insertion theme. There is no sex whatsoever in the pictures or movies, so if you're looking for fisting and fucking, you're out of luck here. Other girls and even guys make appearances in many scenes, but they're only there to either supply the fists or help with the object insertion. As a fisting site, though, it's certainly one of the more decent ones online today.
When it comes to more extreme niches, there's the potential for a drop in 'model quality' - in other words, the crazier the sex act, the uglier the girl who's willing to do it is. It's a law of science, or something. At any rate, the girls on this site mostly do not suffer from this unfortunate effect, and are pretty damn hot. They mostly hail from eastern Europe, and while there are a handful of dogs there's also a handful of absolutely stunning hotties, with the rest being very decent looking. Big names are rare here (big names in the European adult industry, that is), with the majority of the models being fresh amateurs. All kinds of body types and hair colors populate this site, from petite blonde babes to voluptuous dark haired vixens, so chances are you'll find more than a few girls that fit your own personal taste.
Let's get down to brass tacks, starting with the pictures. To be blunt, the photos on this website are absolutely amazing in every sense. The photography itself is superb; on some other websites you'd think whoever was holding the camera couldn't take a decent picture of the ground after falling, but here the action stays framed up nicely while the scenes are well-lit. No dark shots, no blurry pics, no photos where heads are cut off and you can't see anything that's going on. Some sites will include all kinds of garbage shots like those just to inflate the size of their picture galleries, but this is certainly not the case with Teach Me Fisting. The pictures are an astounding 1280x856, and are absolutely crystal clear. There are no screencaps from the movies, as the producers of this site's content had an extra photographer on hand at every shoot to capture high quality still images in addition to the video that was shot. This is excellent, because you get incredibly clear shots of the action, sometimes from different angles than the movies, that aren't redundant media and actually add to the value of the site. Screencaps tend to be pixelated and blurry, and of course never larger than the largest size movie available on the site... why would you even bother with them if you're downloading the movies anyway? Each scene has between 100 and 200 pictures, which you can download in a single zip file for easier perusal.
The movies are available as single and multi file downloads, and each file comes in three streaming quality versions and two downloadable quality versions. Get all that? In plain English, there are five different quality versions for every file, to appeal to you based on your internet connection. The streaming clips are all lower quality so that they can load quickly, while the downloadable clips are much bigger and take longer to load, but look much better. No matter what your internet connection is, though, stay away from the lowest quality streaming clips. They are tiny, ugly, blurry, and meant for people who have 56k (or worse) connections and are just too impatient to download something better looking. The medium and high quality streaming clips are decent looking, but are best left at their native sizes and not run in fullscreen mode. The medium downloadable clips blow all of the streaming clips away in terms of quality, and although they don't look entirely terrible in fullscreen, you'll want the high quality downloadable clips if that's really how you're intending to watch the movies. The high quality downloadable clips are near-DVD quality, and well worth the download time; you might as well take advantage of it, since these files are DRM-free, meaning that even after your membership to the site expires, you can keep watching movies you've downloaded to your own computer.
Keeping your membership to this site for a month makes you eligible for a really nice bonus: every month (after your first) you will be granted access to the members areas of two whole other porn sites, with no increase in price or programs to sign up for or anything. Clicking the 'Network' link will take you to a page listing all of the sites, which range in niche from lesbians and straight hardcore to extreme fetish and more, all of which are listed with counters that tell you how many months you have to go before you'll have access to them. These are not watered down little fake members areas with just a handful of extra videos, they are the members areas of entire, complete external porn websites, with content produced by the same people who shot the movies and pictures for Teach Me Fisting. This is an awesome deal. Extras for members kind-of bottom out after that; there's a 'Bonus Content' page that's home to a mile-long listing of links to external live webcam chat sites, all of which you'll need to pay extra to use. At the very bottom of that page is a bonus movie gallery with more videos from the producers of Teach Me Fisting that feature more hot eastern European girls doing everything from lesbian sex to pissing, so you'll definitely want to at least check that out (it actually is free). Lastly, there's a 'Shop' page that has a link to an online DVD store where you can get hardcopies of some of the movies from this site and others in the same network, so if you're interested in collecting DVDs it may be worth a look. Other than that, the 'Shop' page has a small catalog of sexual performance enhancing products, which may or may not be of interest to you.
Take a trip through the site's free tour. If you see anything you like at all, buy a membership - two months later you will be adding access to two extra websites every month, which will more than out-value the cost of admission. Remember, if you're looking for fisting and fucking, there is no sex in the champagne room as far as this club is concerned. As long as that doesn't deter you, the photos are giant and incredibly detailed, and the largest downloadable movies are near-DVD quality. It's worth the investment, as long as you're into the fetish, and it's certainly worth renewing your membership every month with the bonus sites you'll get access to.
Reviewer: aaron
Review Created: 2007-01-30 16:10:45
Last Updated: 2007-02-15 20:09:40
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