America is a nation of star fuckers (England's worse, but we're pretty close). But since most of us will never even touch, let alone do the nasty with, anyone famous, we'll settle for watching them do it with each other. That's where Celebrity Nude Theater comes in, taking all the sex scenes out of movies and uploading them to the Internet for the convenience of their members. Awfully sporting of them, I must say. You'll see all manner of softcore here, lots of boobs, lesbians, masturbation, candid photos, voyeurism, upskirts, and photo or video documentation of any situation where someone famous exposes more than their arms, legs, or face. The free tour pushes the voyeurism angle and promises pretty much everything I just listed, so you certainly know what you're getting into by the end of the tour.

Navigating the members area is best accomplished by using the navigation bar at the top of the page. You can also search movies and celebrities in the search field, or browse them in an alphabetized listing. Once you find the celebrity you want, you can choose to see their movies, pictures, or bio by clicking on the appropriate icons. It's pretty easy to get what you want once you find it, and Celebrity Nude Theater is a pretty fast-loading website overall, so I doubt you'll have much to complain about on the layout side of things.

The content here is borrowed from movies and magazines, so it's about as professional as professional gets and there's a whole lot of it. For people who get annoyed by overzealous tabloid attention, celebrities sure do seem to spend a lot of time not wearing much. Anyway, Nude Celebrity Theater specializes in catching celebrities in their nuder moments, so there's something of a voyeuristic theme at work here. It also features some of the most awkwardly positioned sex you'll ever see, as the participants are trying as hard as they can not to expose anything. It really puts things in perspective for people who think porn is too unrealistic.

The models here are all celebrities, so we're talking peak hotness here; Angelina Jolie, Tara Reid, Jessica Biel, Allyson Hannigan (for all you Buffy fanboys out there), Claire Danes, and Brittany Murphy are just some of the most requested celebs - there are thousands in the archives, including male celebs and a lot of pro wrestling's hottest women (Stacy Keibler and Torrie Wilson are beautiful, I don't care what anyone says). Most of what you'll see here is posing, although there are a lot of sex scenes and various on-screen nudity. There's nothing I'd call hardcore, but these are still naked famous people.

Celebrity Nude Theater's pictures are either screenshots from movies or scans from magazines, so everything looks good. Pretty much every celeb here has photos, so expect a ton of them.

So are the movies, which are downloadable in .wmv and .mpg format. Longer scenes are split into clips, but most movies are under or just over a minute so they're kept whole. They look like very specific DVD rips, so the quality is good.

As for extras, Celebrity Nude Theater has a few bonus sites (like Spy Dorms and Asian Sluts) as well as some bonus photo galleries in quite a few genres. Not bad, all things considered, and all those sites get updated all the time, much like Celebrity Nude Theater itself.

So in summation, Celebrity Nude Theater is a fine website with lots to offer the rabid fanboys and fangirls out there. As far as celeb websites go, this is the cream of the crop. Sign up!

Reviewer: david
Review Created: 2007-08-01 16:34:48
Last Updated: 2007-08-16 19:13:22

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